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I learned from Arashi!!!

#1) DON'T talk about Fight Club!!!! (oops, wrong list)

#2) Jun is かわいい。Furby is かわいい。Together they are かわいい

 but when you are a little child and a big man in a huge hat comes at you with a crazy grin... こわい　ですよ！
(why is the Furby Jun has so much bigger than the one I have??????)

#3) When you are baby-sitting, you should wipe kids' noses if they cry. You should also make them wipe YOUR nose when you cry!!!

#4) If you don't know how to put meat in a pepper....just put pepper in the meat!

#5)Then, if it still looks kind of questionable, drizzle on ketchup in a light zig-zag like in a restaurant!

#6)Also, if your omelette rice looks kind of undercooked and misshaped...spell out the girl's name in ketchup!!!

#7) If the kids really give you trouble, put them upstairs and gag them (O_O;;;)

#8) Try NOT to be asleep when the parents get home.

#9) Even if you're the worst one with the kids, you can still be the favorite because you used lots of ketchup.

(that girl isn't gonna realize how lucky she is for about ten more years)

and #10) no matter how little you did, look really smug and accomplished in the end-of-the-day photo!